Apparently Jesus wants me to get a brest enlargement to swoon other women. I didn’t know chicks were into man boobs. Some spam is just too funny. I don’t think I could write this if I wanted to. Someone needs to create a funny spam blog and catalog all the good ones. I would do it, but i’m already busy with my llama wrangling and banana hammock blogs.

Million Dollar Idea of the day… Â Coffee subscription service. I know, I know, there are a hundred coffee subscription services, but they are all for coffee delivery, of beans or ground coffee for your coffee maker. I’m talking an in-store, fill my cup up every morning for a flat rate of $39.95 a month kind of subscription service. If I spend over two dollars a day on my morning java, it adds up. Why not offer this service to keep your customers coming back every day, and they will most likely buy additional items. I know its hard to part with a few percentage points of profit on every cup, but i’m sure Starbucks can afford to lose a couple cents on every cup when the cost for an average cup of starbucks coffee is about 5% of retail.